'Of course he is.'

The real comedy of all this comes from trying to tell my new employers about my situation. You'll recall that I was supposed to go to the hospital for a tb/drug test. They needed to know why I missed it. I told a nurse to call them and tell them what was happening. Unfortunatley policy says they can't give out details other than name and location so my new employer got a message saying,"Andrew is at the hospital." which didn't seem out of the ordinary at all. I called them once everything had calmed and said no I'm "in" the hospital. Problem solved. At least I didn't go to a different emergency room, then they would have wondered why I was at the wrong hospital.