I made that…

...so I could make this:

Now that Axe Cop is available and you can get Dan McNinja here you can have the ultimate battle of mustaches.

Dr. McNinja links to me!

If you follow this blog (and I know you don't) then you know I'm a big fan of Dr McNinja. Well today is my lucky day, because Chris Hastings posted a link to my Freedom Force Website today. Screen capped for posterity:

Read it in person here.

Freedom Force – Bee-Gun and Chainsaw FX

I whipped up some FX to greater enhance your Dr McNinja experience in Freedom Force. Mongo vs Bee-Man.

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Look at Bee-Man in that picture, he's dead now. Dying is basically all he can do. Complete your Chainsaw Ninja with this in-game FX. He'll actually be able to throw a chainsaw.

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It may look like Bee-Man gets his revenge in that picture, but you know that being shot by a bee, even a big 'ol bee isn't as scary as a chainsaw attack. Make Bee-Man slightly more useful with this in-game FX.

Freedom Force – Ben Franklin II

Meet Ben Franklin II.

Benjamin Franklin II, clone of the original, taught Dr McNinja medicine. Dr McNinja once had a nightmare about a zombie version of his former master dressed as if he was in Thriller. This pack contains DDS and TGA versions of Ben II, Ben II Zombified, Michael Jackson, and MJ Zombified.

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Skin includes mesh with credit given to original authors in the readme.txt file. Skin and mesh enhanced to work in Freedom Force vs The Third Reich. Skin released under the Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-Share Alike license.

Freedom Force - Ab-Man

Meet Ab-Man.

We don't know the Ab Man's name but we do know that he manually rearanged the muscles in his back to create a working jetpack. His abs of steel are bulletproof. In his own words, "What has two thumbs and is built like a tool shed? This guy." You see, he's like a tool shed because that's where all the hoes is at.

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Skin includes mesh and keyframes with credit given to original authors in the readme.txt file. Skin and mesh enhanced to work in Freedom Force vs The Third Reich. Skin released under the Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-Share Alike license.

Freedom Force - Frans Rayner

Meet Frans Rayner.

Frans Rayner once shifted all of his pressure points into his butt. This made him effectively invulnerable... unless you punched him... in the butt.

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Skin includes mesh and keyframes with credit given to original authors in the readme.txt file. Skin and mesh enhanced to work in Freedom Force vs The Third Reich. Skin released under the Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-Share Alike license.

Freedom Force - Death's Waiter

Meet Death's Waiter.

When you die you go to a restaurant with the worst service ever. You wait for centuries without ordering. The waiter will seat you now.

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Skin includes mesh and keyframes with credit given to original authors in the readme.txt file. Skin and mesh enhanced to work in Freedom Force vs The Third Reich. Skin released under the Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-Share Alike license.

Freedom Force - Paul Bunyan

Meet Paul Bunyan.

Those infected with Paul Bunyan's disease transform into hulking lumberjacks, enraged at the trees still standing in the vicinity.

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Skin includes mesh and keyframes with credit given to original authors in the readme.txt file. Skin and mesh enhanced to work in Freedom Force vs The Third Reich. Skin released under the Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-Share Alike license.

Freedom Force - Bee-Man

Meet Bee-Man.

When we first met Bee-Man we watched him get shot to death. No really it's in his first appearance. He hasn't even been resurected. It's not part of some mystical origin either. Since then we've seen flashbacks where he gets tied up by Maurice, the pompitous of love, and his gangsters of love. Can his sidekick dog, Buzz, save him?

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Skin includes mesh and keyframes with credit given to original authors in the readme.txt file. Skin and mesh enhanced to work in Freedom Force vs The Third Reich. Skin released under the Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-Share Alike license.

Freedom Force - Mongo, The Chainsaw Ninja

Meet Mongo.

Mongo wields two chainsaws, often as nunchucks. This is impossibly scary. Have you considered the implications of this? Have you. Dr McNinja couldn't even beat this guy. He had to have him called off by Mongo's leader. Nobody beats the Chainsaw Ninja.

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Skin includes mesh and keyframes with credit given to original authors in the readme.txt file. Skin and mesh enhanced to work in Freedom Force vs The Third Reich. Skin released under the Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-Share Alike license.

Freedom Force – Martin

Meet Martin Birding and Marty Monster.

Martin Birding runs the Monster Mart chain of grocery stores. He grows into a big and purple ogre when he wants to. When he's angry or stressed out he can lose control. When Martin loses control he becomes the unstoppable Marty Monster. When he's transformed he gets dumber. So dumb that he'll sign just about any paper you put in front of him. That's a bad thing for a business man.

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Skin includes mesh and keyframes with credit given to original authors in the readme.txt file. Skin and mesh enhanced to work in Freedom Force vs The Third Reich. Skin released under the Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-Share Alike license.

Freedom Force – Mitzi McNinja

Meet Mitzi McNinja.

Mitzi will kill you. I'm not saying that she will kill you if she has to either. I'm saying that she will be the one to kill you. It may look like cancer or a rogue meteor but I assure you that it was really her. She married into the McNinja family and has taken her role as mother to it's extremes. Her expertise are pickled beets and precisely aimed demolitions. Both are deadly.

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Skin includes mesh and keyframes with credit given to original authors in the readme.txt file. Skin and mesh enhanced to work in Freedom Force vs The Third Reich. Skin released under the Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-Share Alike license.

Freedom Force – Gordito

Meet Gordito.

Gordito is a young boy who's father died in a circus accident. He wields his dead father's guns and grew a mustache from sheer will. He rides his own raptor named Yoshi. That makes him the coolest twelve year old ever.

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Skin includes mesh and keyframes with credit given to original authors in the readme.txt file. Skin and mesh enhanced to work in Freedom Force vs The Third Reich. Skin released under the Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-Share Alike license.

Freedom Force – Dark Smoke Puncher

Meet Dark Smoke Puncher.

Sean McNinja chose the name 'Dark Smoke Puncher' as his ninja name. No seriously. He hides the fact that he is a total geek from his dad. His big brother, Dr McNinja, thinks that he is a toolbag. He wants to be a technomage.

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Skin includes mesh and keyframes with credit given to original authors in the readme.txt file. Skin and mesh enhanced to work in Freedom Force vs The Third Reich. Skin released under the Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-Share Alike license.

Freedom Force – Dan McNinja

Meet Dan McNinja.

Dan McNinja is ashamed of you. It’s true. His son is a Doctor and he still isn’t good enough. Look at those eyes. Look at that mustache. Do you see the condemnation? That mustache has authority. The kind of authority that only a father who is also a ninja can wield.  He once set himself on fire, “because they can’t grab me if I’m on fire.”  Have you done that? I didn’t think so.

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Skin includes mesh and keyframes with credit given to original authors in the readme.txt file. Skin and mesh enhanced to work in Freedom Force vs The Third Reich. Skin released under the Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-Share Alike license.

New Freedom Force – Part 0 – Dr McNinja

I’ve started skinning for Freedom Force again. We’ll see how this goes. I’m starting off with a skin of my favorite ninja and yours… Dr McNinja.
Q: Who is Dr. McNinja?
A: Dr. McNinja is a doctor who is also a ninja.

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Skin includes mesh and keyframes with credit given to original authors in the readme.txt file. Skin and mesh enhanced to work in Freedom Force vs The Third Reich. Skin released under the Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-Share Alike license.