Greetings Ladies and Germs! Prepare to read the biggest stack of awesome you’ve ever encountered! You might be wondering who is this girl, why am I reading this, and why are my taxes so high?!
While I cannot answer the third question (though you should talk to your accountant about that) I can totally field the first two.
If you are wondering who I am, Ewzzy will be explaining that. I discovered this notebook while cleaning out the attic, and felt the world needed to revel in the glory that is: My 2nd Grade Journal.
Coming soon: September 13, 1995. Oh what a day.